She gets it and absolutely wings a pass to Hodges streaking down the sideline. And it’s an easy layup from the little guard from UCONN, cutting the
Lightning lead to four points. Very impressive.”
“That was a very impressive pass, Ted. Not many women in the league have the arm strength to throw the ball that hard and that far down the court,
especially with such pinpoint perfection.”
“Could be why she’s the Goddess and the rest of us are just mere mortals, Lori…. Holloway takes the pass and hands it to Race. Race tosses a long cross
court pass to Stephenson who dishes it to Blevins. Blevins starts in, then steps back. Hodges is all over her like cheap perfume tonight. Looking…looking…she
dishes off to Holloway, back to Race who resets the play. Race fakes to Stephenson, then bounce passes to Toomey who’s in the paint. She lays it up…it
bounces off the rim, and back in again for two points. The luck of the Irish was with her on that one. The lead is back up to six with time slowly counting
down.
“Chaney takes the pass from Anya and hands it off to Hodges. Hodges dribbles freely down the court, setting up her play. She passes to Cooper at the top of
the key. Cooper turns and fires one over the heads of everyone, right into the hands of Lambert, who’s being extremely closely guarded by Stephenson.
There’s a little pushing and shoving. Lambert dribbles, nice crossover, moves to her left, off a nice pick by Chaney, who rolls back, takes the pass from
Lambert and shoots a midrange jumper that sails through for two and the lead, yet again, is back down to four.”
“Pick and roll, baby. Pick and roll. I’ll be doin that to you allll night, meat.”
“Go fuck your mother some more, bitch,” was Stephenson’s smart retort.
“Nah, she doesn’t scream for it like yo mama do, meat.”
“There’s some trash talking going on down there, Ted, between Chaney and Stephenson. Apparently, Chaney’s taken exception to the Enforcer’s treatment
of her teammate and coach. Lambert moves in and pulls Chaney away, settling her player down somewhat.”
“Stephenson flicks a lazy pass to Toomey, who puts it down on the ground and is pickpocketed by Hodges. Oh, what a beautiful move. She’s dribbling down
the court, tailed by Lambert and Chaney. Passes to Chaney, who dishes it off to Lambert who goes over the head of Stephenson for a JAM, ladies and
gentlemen! The first dunk of the season, and it comes in this semifinal match.”
“That was a thing of beauty, Ted, and the look on Stephenson’s face right now…well…if revenge is a dish best served cold, she just got a heapin’ helpin’ of
ice cubes shoved right down her shorts.”
“Stephenson isn’t very happy with events, Ted. She’s stalking after Lambert, who has her back turned and…oh! Stephenson gets absolutely bulldozed by
Chaney and Hodges! Lambert steps in again, grabbing the two guards by the back of their jerseys while Toomey and Holloway restrain Stephenson who
looks like she’s ready to do some serious damage right about now.”
“The officials have stepped in. Let’s see if they’re going to assess some technicals to these players. Fighting is very frowned upon in the league after last
year’s debacle that cost Myrna Hamilton her sight. No…looks like they’re just going to let play resume. I guess that was a warning shot over the bow, Lori.”
“Well, no fists were thrown, so I’m guessing they’re going by the letter of the law here, Ted. I’m not sure I like what that says about tonight’s officials,
though.”
“Look,” Dylan said, hands still full of jersey, “I appreciate what you’re both trying to do, but you need to let me handle this my own way, alright?”
“She’s tryin’ to kill you out there, Coach!” Chaney protested. “Motherfucker!”
“I understand that. But if either of you gets ejected, we are going to lose this game. So just keep your cool and let me handle Stephenson, alright?”
“How’s your knee?” Cat asked.
“My knee is fine,” Dylan replied through gritted teeth. “You’re the team captain, Cat. Start acting like one and not like a thug, alright?”
Cat blinked, stung by her lover’s words. “But—.”
“I’m serious, Cat. You let me worry about Stephenson. You worry about this team.”
“But you’re part of this team!”
“Yeah, I am. A small part.” She sighed. “Listen, Cat. I can handle her. She’s nothing but an overgrown bully who thinks she’s the top dog in the pen. You two
start acting like dogs, she’s gonna come after you. Let me handle this, alright?”
Dejected, both women nodded. “We gotcha, Coach,” Chaney said, eyeing her sneakers and looking oddly adolescent. “We’ll back off.”
“Alright, then. Let’s go play some ball.”
“Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s less than two minutes to go in the second half of play, and the Badgers, true to their name, have come out scrapping.
Stephenson’s intimidator tactics have been neutralized by Lambert, courtesy of several spectacular shots right over the big woman. Looks like the
intimidator has become the intimidated. Gathers is back in in her normal position as the Lightning, to pull this off, need all the firepower they can get.