Cat In A Quicksilver Caper

“Embarrass nothing! Humiliate is more like it. And then the fact that you’re involved in the Czar Alexander scepter going missing. . . . Creating the worst publicity fallout in my career is not ‘protecting’ me. I’d be much better off without you doing that.”

“Or without me?”

“I don’t know! Everything’s crazy. I don’t know what I think anymore, except that you and I are just not working out. We’ve tried, God knows, but as long as you have to play peek-a-boo with the law,

I’m never going to know where you and I really stand, and I can’t . . . stand . . . that anymore. I want stability. I want openness. I want—”

“Someone else,” he said shrewdly.

“I was going to say ‘Molina off my case.’ ”

“I’ll be the first to admit that my secret status quo has changed, and I can’t tell you one word about it. But something’s changed for you too, and I don’t think it has to be secret. You just want it that way.”

Temple calmed down and thought. She supposed a parking lot faux-seduction was maybe no worse than some desert dirty dancing.

“Thanks for telling me about Molina. I will be happy to break it to her that you didn’t mean anything by whatever you said or did. Unfortunately, I can’t report a meaningless . . . crisis in my own life. While we’re being so honest, I have something to confess. Matt has proposed.”

“To you?”

“Well, not to Molina!”

“Marriage?” Max seemed dazed.

“Yup, the usual.”

“He can’t.”

“He can.”

Max finally let her go. There seemed more space between them than one small sofa could produce. He thought it over.

“His stalker is dead, unlike my current bête noir, Molina. He’s safe at last, a free soul. He loves you. I’ve known that for way too long. Makes a decent wage. Has a night job, but you got used to that with me. You could do worse.”

“Max! You sound like my mother!”

“I’m just weighing the competition. He’s good looking, but too moral to succumb to bold hussies. He’s got an edge he tries to hide, so he could protect you the next time you need to masquerade as a murder victim. Outside of Midnight Louie, I can’t think of anybody better for you.”

“Max, don’t you care?”

“I’ve always cared too much, Temple. My problem, not yours. I thought, swore, when we connected again in New York that I could elude my past and become what I’d masqueraded as for so long: just your average headlining Las Vegas magician.”

He grinned at the immodesty of that description. The grin vanished as fast as a Cheshire cat. “But things have . . . changed. My shadow life is looming larger than ever these days, and a lot more than the Czar Alexander scepter depends on it. I can’t guarantee to be there for you. I can’t guarantee not to muck up your job site for hidden, but we hope, higher, purposes. I can’t guarantee that I won’t have to drop out of sight again. I can’t guarantee to keep all the flying axes in the air anymore.

“It’s time for you to get a life of your own. I can’t be a dog in the manger anymore.” Max stood. “Molina isn’t imagining things, but I never meant anything but a ploy by it, and she almost fell for it. You remember that when she comes calling. Make Matt’s day, or night, when the time comes for it. Remember me, now and then.”

Temple stood too.

The magician was heading toward her entry hall. He was going to walk out her front door like a mortal man. It was wrong, no argument, no sudden paper flowers, just leaving, it sounded like . . . forever.

“Max—!”

But the door had closed, and when she ran to open it, he was gone.

Temple hung on the door, swung a little with it, so dazed that the insistent sound inside her unit didn’t register until it had been so insistent that she feared it would escape her.

She ran back in to pick up the phone a split second before her answering machine kicked in.

“Temple?”

She couldn’t speak, but the caller rushed on.

“It’s Randy. It’s the hugest frigging wonder of the world. The Czar Alexander scepter is back! Sitting under its Lexan onion dome as big as life and eight times more glitzy. This will be huge! The publicity will be the best thing the hotel has ever had. ‘Now you see it, now you don’t! Come view the New Millennium’s vanishing scepter while you still can . . .’ Are you there? We are no longer in deep doo-doo. We are saved!”

“Great,” Temple managed to say. Randy was too excited to hear the strain in her voice. “I’ll be in first thing tomorrow to plan . . . to plan—”

“We’ll need a whole new campaign to announce its reappearance. ‘The Magic and Mystery of Vegas Strikes Again. Maximum glitz, minimum fuss.’ Kiddo, I am so glad to be working with you on this. We can really milk this thing. We’ll be the talk of the town, and our careers will be caramel, yours especially, as you’re a freelancer and can really capitalize on it. But I’ll expect a big raise, let me tell you.”

“Great.”

“Okay. Get some sleep. You’ll need it.”

“Will do.”

She sat holding the receiver, lulled by the dial tone for a long time. And then the tears came: relief, regret, regret, relief. Regret.

Maxamillion