Cat In A Quicksilver Caper

“Who the hell else? Who the hell else knew we’d run into each other in the strip club parking lot and had it out? Who besides you had to get touchy-feely in between the body kicks?”

Again, he denied the charge with a shrug and a faint smile.

“I don’t know. I just know that all’s fair in love and war, but home invasion isn’t my style. You’re the detective. Just asking. If it wasn’t me—say someone was speculating on the far fringe edge of an open mind—who else could it have been?”

“No one! No one was there. No one saw. No one heard.”

“And if you investigated every case, every dead body lying there in a parking lot, from that supposition, how far would you and your detectives ever get? Lieutenant?”

There must be someone. That was the investigative motto. Canvas the neighborhood, roust the winos, savage the Dumpsters, check the surveillance cameras within a five-mile circumference. Dumpster dive. Find someone who had seen, heard.

“Not at Secrets’s,” she said. She’d been there. The lot had been deserted. As empty as emotion.

He shrugged, that irritating I-don’t-care gesture that jerked her chain.

“Mamacita!” The front door banged open. Mariah. Home straight from school for once.

Max Kinsella shrugged again, genuinely apologetic for the first time.

The bastard had probably seen her car in the driveway, left and watched for Mariah to leave school, made sure the kid was heading for home, then just beat her here.

Molina resisted glancing over her shoulder. She heard herself shouting at her own child, “Freeze!”

The schoolgirl scuffles came on. Molina had to risk a direct look, a direct order. “Stop. Drop. Stay back!”

And in that split second, the magician . . . split.

Leaving her hands trembling on the brink of firing. They lowered the gun.

He hadn’t needed a weapon.

Molina swarmed her prone daughter, who hadn’t even had time to notice that anyone else was on the premises. “Good girl. It’s okay. I thought someone was in the house. You did right, chica. We’re okay.”

Unless Kinsella hadn’t been her stalker.

Impossible! It was him. She couldn’t shoot a man in front of her daughter, but she could sure wish that she had. Maybe a kneecap, then he’d be the one cowering on the floor, not Mariah.

Someone else was stalking her? Ridiculous! No one had been in that parking lot but rows of empty cars and pickups and vans. Not a human moving among them. Not even a drifting palm frond blown by the wind.

No one.

So why had Max, aka the “Invisible Man” Kinsella, risked coming here to suggest otherwise?

A huckster unwilling to give up a last con?

A player leaving the stage with everyone hoodwinked?

A deceptive magician taking one last bow?

An innocent man?

Come on!

Foreplay

“So,” Miss Midnight Louise asks in her most scathing tone, “is there a reason we are out clubbing at Neon Nightmare when everything that can go wrong has gone wrong at the New Millennium?”

“Say what?” I growl as loudly as I can over the pounding, thumping sound system. I would not dignify this noxious noise with the term “music.”

“You understood me, Pop. You just did not want to answer because you do not really know why we are here.”

“Here,” is under the end of the long black Plexiglas bar. Above us the cadre of bartenders are slamming piña colada martinis down with lightning speed. Below us, the reflective black floor makes our usual ebony coats blend in with the decor. Those of our kind are generally considered inappropriate customers at such establishments, but most of the people here are too dazed in a pharmaceutical sense to notice our presence. We could come in white rabbit suits and still be ignored. Actually, we might be hit on for illegal substances in that guise.

“Not everything has gone wrong. I checked the New Millennium out earlier. The Czar Alexander scepter is back in place.”

“Yeah, and what kind of thief would do that?” she asks.

“I have my suspicions,” I say. I do not rat out a born second-story dude like myself, ever. Besides, that is the kind of ambiguous statement that usually shuts up all but the female of the species.

“Your suspicions? Such as—?”

Miss Louise is always a stickler for embarrassing specifics, like how much one weighs or what one thinks one is thinking.

I could tell her “none of your business,” but unfortunately these days her business is our business, i.e., Midnight Inc. Investigations, so I figure it is time to let her in on my brilliant deduction.

“You know about this Phantom Mage guy?”

“Appears twice nightly, yeah. That is better than your Miss Temple has been getting from Mr. Max Kinsella lately.”

“Exactly my point, Louise.”

She does not miss a beat now that I have given her a big, fat clue.

“You think this Phantom Mage is Mr. Max in disguise?”

Before I can repeat my “I have my suspicions” mantra she hopscotches right over me. If we were playing a game of checkers, she would be King.